The madness of being “normal”

Two years ago, I asked some friends the rules of normality. Let’s list more rules on how society expect us to behave, so not only can we leave a legacy to the next generation (see? That’s how THEY wanted us to become!) but we also can be very attentive in not following patterns that other are always trying to impose on us.
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My inventory of normality is in one of Warrior of Light Online newsletter, but I put it again here. Please check the post Sept 14 at 12:46 PM

So, I’m looking forward to hear from you your rules to be considered a normal person. By the way, this is in black and white, not normal, but very proper for this post.

Thank you!
Paulo

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