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A Facebook friend sent me an email with some of the lines below. I did some research with other friends and compiled a full list. Please feel free to add more items.
We love men because they can never fake orgasms, even if they wanted to.
Because they write poems, songs, and books in our honor.
Because they never understand us, but they never give up.
Because they can see beauty in women when women have long ceased to see any beauty in themselves.
Because they come from little boys.
Because they can churn out long, intricate, Machiavellian, or incredibly complex mathematics and physics equations, but they can be comparably clueless when it comes to women.
Because they are incredible lovers and never rest until we’re happy.
Because they elevate sports to religion.
Because they’re never afraid of the dark.
Because they don’t care how they look or if they age.
Because they persevere in making and repairing things beyond their abilities, with the naïve self-assurance of the teenage boy who knew everything.
Because they never wear or dream of wearing high heels.
Because they’re always ready for sex.
Because they’re like pomegranates: lots of inedible parts, but the juicy seeds are incredibly tasty and succulent and usually exceed your expectations.
Because they’re afraid to go bald.
Because you always know what they think and they always mean what they say.
Because they love machines, tools, and implements with the same ferocity women love jewelry.
Because they go to great lengths to hide, unsuccessfully, that they are frail and human.
Because they either speak too much or not at all to that end.
Because they always finish the food on their plate.
Because they are brave in front of insects and mice.
Because a well-spoken four-year old girl can reduce them to silence, and a beautiful 25-year old can reduce them to slobbering idiots.
Because they want to be either omnivorous or ascetic, warriors or lovers, artists or generals, but nothing in-between.
Because for them there’s no such thing as too much adrenaline.
Because when all is said and done, they can’t live without us, no matter how hard they try.
Because they’re truly as simple as they claim to be.
Because they love extremes and when they go to extremes, we’re there to catch them.
Because they are tender they when they cry, and how seldom they do it.
Because what they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in action.
Because they make excellent companions when driving through rough neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys.
Because they really love their moms, and they remind us of our dads.
Because they never care what their horoscope, their mother-in-law, nor the neighbors say.
Because they don’t lie about their age, their weight, or their clothing size.
Because they have an uncanny ability to look deeply into our eyes and connect with our heart, even when we don’t want them to.
Because when we say “I love you” they ask for an explanation.
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I wonder some wonam they say them beter than men, dis show dat men is beter than wonam.
Apres avoir Lu sur meetic un message pour les femmes des hommes j’ai fait mon meli melo
1. volume des cheveux est recommande.
2. Un rouge a levres est preferable (un rouge bien petillant pour le soir) est plus agreable parait il.
3.Fleurs et diners sont de rigueur, une porsche peut impressioner :) oh la porche rit :)
.En fait l’Universite qui a fait ses recherches savent de quoi ils parlent. A Rice Universite ils y ont mis leur grain de riz. :) Alors la je dis, ils ont trouve la bonne clef, en plus c’est a San Antonio.
Il faut s’occuper de la personne d’abord.
4. Conseils pour les messieurs .. on aime les beaux pectoraux. Oh la la. Le tapis roulant, pour une bonne et saine activite l’augmentera de 2 a 3mns .A considerer et n’oubliez pas de poser la question a la fin de la session..
5. Activer avec douche, puis conplementer par un produit sous les aisselles est conseille favorablement pour la romance. . IL suffit d’un peu de pschtt pschtt juste avant pour eveiller les papilles sussinctement.
Voila pour une jolie rencontre avec le destin
Ecouter Paul Anka
‘You are my destiny’ et ca y est…le tour est joue.
Parait-il egalement que les fromages aident a faire de beaux reves.
Cheers!
Un petit conseil la dessus.
Le Roquefort a beneficie Casanova.
Tout ce contenu de penicillium l’ont aide a guerrir de tous ses maux .
Pour un loup deguise en agneau:)
They are incredible lovers and never rest until we’re happy.
My butterfly are you still unhappy with me ? I hold my ears & promise to be as per your wish always. Give me a chance I will prove it (though have failed so many times ) but WOL never leaves trying & moreover I may be a bad mad boy but cant live without you. lovingly yours poor crazy boy.
Because men light our blood, force heart to tremble and die of happiness. All that is done by the woman, it does for the sake of the man, for the man or to spite of it.
Because they will “Catch the Mouse”…. or “Kill the Spider”… with the enthusiasm, and prowess of an Ancient Warrior …stalking a Woolly Mammoth, or Saber Tooth Tiger !!
Because when they sick they remind you of a baby
This post should be called ‘Why Women Love Heterosexual Men’.
Beautiful collection!
When they love… they love forever!
Beautiful collection!
because they are innovative listeners of our demands – especially when navigators colliding
…
This unnatural hour that I have slept in still
hungry from an unfinished early meal, you appear
with your full body and voice and ask me to write again. I
am sitting in a car, running late for my piano lesson, and you
are leaning at the door, telling me the trees have stopped
growing where you live. That you’ve walked across
two continents but the moon still refuses to leave you.
/Hemant Mohapatra/
:)
I would like to add that
because they hold my hand so I won’t slid on slippy slope.
because they laugh at my silly jokes
because they offer their help with photos when I am traveling alone.
Thanks Guys!!!!!
because the first woman have been created from the left side of the first man on earth ADAM (the left side is more cmoser th the heart)
and yes we love them
Yup,so true.
Because men indulge women’s emotion… in any case
Because i feel loved in his arms . .
Because we are half of nature’s human creation and some of us will do our best to be good, courageous, honest for the woman we love or the things we believe in. All men are a passionate children in their hearts who care and love those they chose in their lives; not always good at saying it openly but actions do speak louder than words. May good hearted men (and women) lead us to peaceful a coexistence with our Mother Earth.
Because they know that they can’t live without us and that they are useless without us…and in their trial to hide that fact, they try every research to make themselves look smarter than us, ironically making them even more adorable!
Because they’re not like us in many ways and we complement each other. I love u Paulo!
Man form the basics where we can grow and fill in the missing parts.
because they straighten our complicated thoughts
Because, we are not ideal. we will complete and ideal with it. Love`s mean is very simple but that`s very difficult if you want to do its lows.
I love you Paulo :-* >:D<
Because they can make all your troubles melt away with a stong and protective embrace :-))))
my man is not like that- I now see that I am his man.
well, there is no reason o loving him. i know just one thing that i love him nd that’s all… to love nd to be loved, i think, reason isn’t necessary.
i love men because they are part of the Lord’s creative potency, just like women. We are all small parts of God, therefore we are all attracted to each other because we are small sparks of the Divine.
Because they protect us, and in giving their hearts to us, endow us with the role of protector too.
Because they are half the reason of my birth!
Because we can’t help it!
because they can disquise a lie to the most beautiful truth
We love men because when they REALLY want us, really want to love us, really want to be with just us…There is no safer feeling in the world than that.
Why is my comment still awaiting moderation?
Is it beause I talked about hate instead of love ?!
;-)
because they make me laugh and make me cry.
Chinese translation:
为什么我们爱男人
我们爱男人因为他们无法伪装高潮，即使他们想。
我们爱男人因为他们为我们谱写诗歌、音乐和文章。
我们爱男人因为他们从不懂我们，却从不放弃。
我们爱男人因为他们能从女人身上睇见美丽，即使女人自己早已看不到。
我们爱男人因为他们是从小男孩变来的。
我们爱男人因为他们能策划长远复杂的权谋，或者极其复杂的数学物理程式，可一旦与女人有关，他们就变得毫无头绪。
我们爱男人因为他们是了不起的情人，做不到让我们开心就决不停歇。
我们爱男人因为他们把运动升华成信仰。
我们爱男人因为他们不怕黑。
我们爱男人因为他们不管自己的外表或年龄。
我们爱男人因为他们坚持要修理或做他们能力不及的东西，总带着十几岁的男孩那无所不能的天真和自信。
我们爱男人因为他们从来不穿也不梦想要穿高跟鞋。
我们爱男人因为他们总是时刻准备着做爱。
我们爱男人因为他们好像石榴：好多部分不能吃，但是种子却又无比美味、肉质、超乎想象。
我们爱男人因为他们都怕变秃。
我们爱男人因为你总能知道他们想什么、他们说到做到。
我们爱男人因为他们爱机器、工具，和女人爱珠宝一样激情。
我们爱男人因为他们总是拼命掩盖自己脆弱人性的一面，而且总是失败。
我们爱男人因为他们要么说太多要么根本不说。
我们爱男人因为他们总能把盘中餐吃得精光。
我们爱男人因为他们在老鼠和虫子面前非常勇敢。
我们爱男人因为他们在一个口齿伶俐的四岁女孩面前会变成哑巴，在一个漂亮的25岁姑娘面前则会变成流着口水的傻瓜。
我们爱男人因为他们的理想不是多情种子就是禁欲者，不是勇士就是情人，不是艺术家就是将军，但不会是在两者之间。
我们爱男人因为对他们而言没有雄激素过剩这件事。
我们爱男人因为不管他们怎么说怎么做，不管多努力去尝试，没有我们他们就是活不了。
我们爱男人因为他们真的就如他们声称的那样简单。
我们爱男人因为他们喜欢走极端，而在他们走极端的时候，我们可以拉住他们。
我们爱男人因为他们哭的时候好柔弱，尽管他们很少那样做。
我们爱男人因为他们不善言辞的时候会用行为弥补。
我们爱男人因为他们在开车过不安全的街区或者走漆黑的林荫道时是我们最好的伴侣。
我们爱男人因为他们很爱他们的妈妈，而且会让我们想起自己的爸爸。
我们爱男人因为他们从不在乎星座、婆婆或者邻居说什么。
我们爱男人因为他们对自己的年龄、体重和穿衣尺寸不说谎。
我们爱男人因为他们有神秘的力量可以看透我们的眼睛、与我们心心相连，即使我们不想让他们这么做。
我们爱男人因为当我们说“我爱你。”的时候，他们需要一个理由。
I thought I hate men for all same reasons above !! :-)
Or maybe we just hate ourselves, for not being men !
Because they never cry in crowd but sob when alone
Because he has his way to calm you down.
We still love them even if they lie, cheat and hurt us…what great masochists the women are….
rien de special a declarer sinon de faire un petit coucou aux femmes, aux hommes, aux enfants, aux animaux et aux anges et tout ce qui est un produit de la nature.
Merci et passez une agreable journee
vous serez dans mes pensees
PLein de gros sourires de mamie
:):):):):):):):):):)
Because they are wonderful Sons that make Mothers so very proud
We love them bacuse we are not complete person without half of our. Love is an emotion that needs no explanation . Love is beautiful, magical and certainly a wonderful experience.
I think people (both men & women) don’t love FoR Smth. We love because it’s LOVE…
because they love women
They are strong,,weak,lover.cheater,liar,,lazy,irresposible,possessive,fool,……everything..We love…this compound…You know i dont even imagine a man not like that….
In another side he is just like baby…loves pampering him….we also like that..pamper…pampered….He knows it very well…
Because They make Excellent Father, they multiply their love to infinity to extend it to their child
Men… Can’t live with them, and we can’t live without them. We need to give them credit they really do try to please us any way they can. We got to LOVE them just for trying…
Because they have an uncanny ability to look deeply into our eyes and connect with our heart, even when we don’t want them to.
Not all men are able to do this, but he is :)
This sounds like a Hallmark card.
True! Why we love men? It is because they make women upside down.
mabuhay ka Paulo!
Luv u too Paulo! Amei a sensibilidade!
sacar lo bueno de una mala experiencia ya lo hice pero no con mucha frecuencia , lo hare mas veces gracias meu mestre coello as veces se me va la fe y la encuentro con usred…
We love men because they give all their time to the girl they really like or love. They will make you feel special. They will promise to do some impossible things just to make you feel better. They will tickle you continuously (even if you’ll command them to stop) just to see you smiling and laughing. They are smart in making moves…they will tease you and when you got mad, they willl have the chance to show their sweetness. They are funny, weird, inteligent, irresistable and strong. They do crazy things just to catch the attention of the girl they like. We love men because they can fake what they say but not their actions.
WATCH YOUR BACK ‘CUZ I’M WATCHIN’ YOUR EVERY MOVE. I’VE ALREADY INFILTRATED AMONG YOUR RELATIVES AND CLOSE FRIENDS, AND I CAN ROAM AROUND IN YOUR HOUSE WHENEVER I WANT TO.
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